History

Why No Hoboes Over Here?

I’m writing this after rereading Kenneth Alsopp’s classic Hard Travellin’ after a gap of some nearly fifty years. It is, needless, to say, a book of its time but what a poetic piece of extensive research it is. It’s a piece of Americana but the book also opens up the question in the title above. I suppose ‘riding the rails’ has happened in an almost obscure and virtually unrecorded way in this country with children and trainspotters. Steve McQueen’s film The Blitz features children and evacuees sort of stowing away and my mate has written down his memories of ‘riding the rails’ in his A Film Called Happiness    by Jon Seagrave / Jonny Fluffypunk ‘You are fifteen years old. It is 6 in the morning and it is February; it is pitch dark and freezing cold, and you are huddled foetal, shivering in a thin sleeping bag on the seat in a compartment of an ancient railway carriage parked up for the night in the deserted, unlit platform at Thurso station. The end of the line, the far north of Scotland, the most northerly point of the British railway network. And don’t you know it- the sky is blacker than black, the windows of the carriage rimed with ice, inside and out. There are four of you. You broke into this train at midnight; four fifteen-year-olds, full of chips and glowing from under-age beer drunk in a pub that couldn’t care less, in possession of a purloined carriage key. You came up here yesterday, across the vast and empty moorland on this train, and you will head back south on this train at daybreak, and now you are sleeping on this train, or trying to sleep in the bitter...

The Face that launched a thousand Chips

Conversation up the Albert on a Friday night turned to the great question: the mystery of the chip machine in Bath Road. Could there really have been such a thing? If so, how did it work? Who stocked it? When was it? And so on and so on … we then heard from someone...

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William Webb Ellis

William Webb Ellis

In the year of Our Lord, 1800 and 23, William Webb Ellis invented rug-bee, He was playing football, when just for fun, He picked up the ball and away did run; At a fee-paying school, the pupils are master, The teachers all cried: “Good show, Ellis, just run faster!...

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Tyburn Tree England: 1724 and 2014

Tyburn Tree England In dear old 18th century Tyburn Tree England, So severe was the penal code, that you ‘Might as well be hanged for stealing a sheep as stealing a lamb’: Why bother to be hanged for petty pilfering? You might as well do a big job. It was different...

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For My Brother

For My Brother When we were young and full of fun And all our days were carefree Do you remember that September We climbed the old pear tree? The finest crop grows at the top, That bramble jam we ate, Our mother made and carefully laid On shelves with name and date....

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