Radical Stroud – Winter Solstice Walk. 21st December

On the shortest day of the year we will aim to visit an eclectic range of intriguing sites – the cheese rolling slope; the remains of a Roman Villa; the site of the sanatorium where Orwell stayed a few months before his death; Great Witcombe church for some reflections on the change of calendar and the loss of 12 days in 1752; West Tump long barrow (it’s one of the longest at 80yards!); Cranham village which influenced Gustav Holst to compose the eponymous tune (aka In the bleak mid-winter – how apt!)

Thanks to Deborah Roberts for the above photos.

On the shortest day of the year we will aim to visit an eclectic range of intriguing sites – the cheese rolling slope; the remains of a Roman Villa; the site of the sanatorium where Orwell stayed a few months before his death; Great Witcombe church for some reflections on the change of calendar and the loss of 12 days in 1752; West Tump long barrow (it’s one of the longest at 80yards!); Cranham village which influenced Gustav Holst to compose the eponymous tune (aka In the bleak mid-winter – how apt!)

Some steep climbs. Likely to be muddy. Bring food & refreshments. Allow 5-6 hours.

Start Cranham Corner at 09.10. Public transport no 61 bus leaves Stroud Merrywalks at 08:40. Return buses no 61/66 every 30 mins-ish. No need to book. Just turn up at the start by 09.10.

Trenchcoats For Goalposts

Friday 7th December, 8pm
at the Sub Rooms, Stroud

Spaniel in the Works Theatre Company present TRENCHCOATS FOR GOALPOSTS – Christmas Truce, 1914 with Jon Seagrave (aka Jonny Fluffypunk,)John Bassett, Bill Jones, Paul Southcott, Stuart Butler, Angela Findlay, Crispin Thomas & Jeff The Fuse + Ned Gibbons (Sound/Lights)

“A unique performance.. history and humour, poetry and poignancy combined!” ~Stroud Life.

Trenchcoats for Goalposts is back by demand for one last time, following a packed and acclaimed show here in 2016 and equally well received performances in Cheltenham, Painswick, Dursley and Nailsworth .Be transported once more in theatre, spoken word, live music and song to No Man’s Land in a moving and often funny re-creation of the 1914 Christmas Truce. Far from glorifying War and performed by a host of Gloucestershire’s finest in authentic WW1 garb, with tinsel for barbed wire and an ancient football, together they turn the Sub Rooms into Flanders Field.

Friday 7th December, 8pm
at the Sub Rooms, Stroud

Spaniel in the Works Theatre Company present TRENCHCOATS FOR GOALPOSTS – Christmas Truce, 1914 with Jon Seagrave (aka Jonny Fluffypunk,)John Bassett, Bill Jones, Paul Southcott, Stuart Butler, Angela Findlay, Crispin Thomas & Jeff The Fuse + Ned Gibbons (Sound/Lights)

“A unique performance.. history and humour, poetry and poignancy combined!” ~Stroud Life.

Trenchcoats for Goalposts is back by demand for one last time, following a packed and acclaimed show here in 2016 and equally well received performances in Cheltenham, Painswick, Dursley and Nailsworth .Be transported once more in theatre, spoken word, live music and song to No Man’s Land in a moving and often funny re-creation of the 1914 Christmas Truce. Far from glorifying War and performed by a host of Gloucestershire’s finest in authentic WW1 garb, with tinsel for barbed wire and an ancient football, together they turn the Sub Rooms into Flanders Field.

Based on local memories and the true story of two brave Forest Green FC players Harry Watts and Ernie Beale who set off from Nailsworth for the front line. Covering an undisputed moment in war, humour and history, poetry and poignancy combine in this compelling and unmissable ninety minute production.

Radical Stroud WW1 and FGR Walk

Radical Stroud WW1 and FGR Walk
Saturday November 17th
Meet at 12 at Nailsworth War Memorial
An Armistice Centenary Walk and Talk
Peace at Last!

A performative walk and talk through WW1 as it affected Stroud, the Five Valleys, Nailsworth, and Forest Green. Meet at the clock in Nailsworth at 12 for a walk led by Andrew Budd and Stuart Butler. Arrive at the New Lawn at 2.15. Performance and poems from Uta Baldauf, John Bassett, Andrew and Stuart, and, of course, mystery guests, along the way. Feel free to bring any memories and stories to share, if you wish.

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Photos from the Armistice Centenary Walk in Nailsworth on 17th Nov – Copyright Deborah Roberts. John Bassett performing an extract from Trenchcoats For Goalposts. Full performance will be at the The Subscription Rooms next month –Trenchcoats for Goalposts Fri Dec 7 8pm Sub Rooms Stroud. With Andrew Budd Stuart Butler Uta Baldauf

Radical Stroud WW1 and FGR Walk
Saturday November 17th
Meet at 12 at Nailsworth War Memorial
An Armistice Centenary Walk and Talk
Peace at Last!

A performative walk and talk through WW1 as it affected Stroud, the Five Valleys, Nailsworth, and Forest Green. Meet at the clock in Nailsworth at 12 for a walk led by Andrew Budd and Stuart Butler. Arrive at the New Lawn at 2.15. Performance and poems from Uta Baldauf, John Bassett, Andrew and Stuart, and, of course, mystery guests, along the way. Feel free to bring any memories and stories to share, if you wish.

World War 1 – Blue Plaques Walk

STROUD RADICAL HISTORY:

ALTERNATIVE HERITAGE WALK, Friday 12 October 2018

World War 1 – Blue Plaques Walk, commemorating those who fell in a foreign field, and those who died at home from their injuries, remembering fallen soldiers and also conscientious objectors, and the families devastated by the war.

We will explore Nailsworth and some of the surrounding villages, sharing our families’ WW1 stories, with some performances of WW1 themed poetry. There will be contributions on tangential themes from other members of Radical Stroud. If YOU have any stories or poems to share, bring them along.

STROUD RADICAL HISTORY:

ALTERNATIVE HERITAGE WALK, Friday 12 October 2018

World War 1 – Blue Plaques Walk, commemorating those who fell in a foreign field, and those who died at home from their injuries, remembering fallen soldiers and also conscientious objectors, and the families devastated by the war.

We will explore Nailsworth and some of the surrounding villages, sharing our families’ WW1 stories, with some performances of WW1 themed poetry. There will be contributions on tangential themes from other members of Radical Stroud. If YOU have any stories or poems to share, bring them along.

Meet at 9:30 at Nailsworth bus station. (You could catch the 9:08 Number 63 ‘Forest Green’ bus from Stroud Merrywalks.)

No need to book for the walk, just turn up. Allow six hours. Bring refreshments. There will be a short stop at a pub or cafe for a drink, en route, and the option for refreshment after the walk in Nailsworth.

More information from sootallures@yahoo.co.uk

Football’s Coming Home at The Prince Albert

I like visiting the Albert,
I like the way it commands a crossroads,
Welcoming all cardinal points of the compass,
Just like a traditional inn should,
I particularly like it when the football comes home.

I like visiting the Albert in springtime,
When vases of flowers greet you in the bar,
With vernal fragrance and equinoctial promise,
Stretching into blossoming infinity,
But that’s not as good as when the football comes home.

I like summer drinking in the Albert,
With a pint of Alton’s Pride,
It’s like an infusion of Thomas Hardy,
With every novel you’ve ever read
Returning like a Native,
Or like the football.

I like autumn drinking in the Albert,
When mists and mellow fruitlessness
Entwine themselves around the eaves,
Just like a gothic Woman in White,
Or Jordan Pickford.

I like winter drinking in the Albert,
Sledging down the snow-scaped common,
Then in the bar for mulled ale and wine,
Just like we’re in A Christmas Carol,
But not with the ghost of Sam Allardyce.

I like visiting the Albert,
I like the way it commands a crossroads,
Welcoming all cardinal points of the compass,
Just like a traditional inn should,
I particularly like it when the football comes home.

I like visiting the Albert in springtime,
When vases of flowers greet you in the bar,
With vernal fragrance and equinoctial promise,
Stretching into blossoming infinity,
But that’s not as good as when the football comes home.

I like summer drinking in the Albert,
With a pint of Alton’s Pride,
It’s like an infusion of Thomas Hardy,
With every novel you’ve ever read
Returning like a Native,
Or like the football.

I like autumn drinking in the Albert,
When mists and mellow fruitlessness
Entwine themselves around the eaves,
Just like a gothic Woman in White,
Or Jordan Pickford.

I like winter drinking in the Albert,
Sledging down the snow-scaped common,
Then in the bar for mulled ale and wine,
Just like we’re in A Christmas Carol,
But not with the ghost of Sam Allardyce.

I like walking around the Albert,
With a boulevard and a bowling green,
A welcome in the streets,
A chat on the allotments,
It’s like the Orwell pub of his dreams,
But it’s not The Moon Under The Water,
It’s The Prince Albert,
It’s The Football’s Coming Home.

It’s The Football’s Coming Home,
It’s The Prince Albert,
It’s George Orwell’s pub of his dreams.

Alternative Heritage Walk

Radical Stroud’s June walk is a week-early Jo Cox Memorial Walk: Meet at Rodborough Church, Friday June 15th at 10; returning to the church at 1pm. We shall be investigating the medieval history of Rodborough from the days when it was still owned as part of the Manor Minchinhampton by the Abbess of Caen. A trail that takes in several recorded medieval residences and places.

Radical Stroud’s June walk is a week-early Jo Cox Memorial Walk: Meet at Rodborough Church, Friday June 15th at 10; returning to the church at 1pm. We shall be investigating the medieval history of Rodborough from the days when it was still owned as part of the Manor Minchinhampton by the Abbess of Caen. A trail that takes in several recorded medieval residences and places. The idea would be to go down Kingscourt Lane to Kingscourt and thence towards Rodborough Manor then up to Rodborough Common. The walk would take us to meet the De Rodboroughs, the Achards, the Cynnes, and to the forgotten Horestone marking an old boundary and up to the vanished Rodborough Common Wood. We shall also, natch, commemorate Wat Tyler, leader of the Peasant’s Revolt, murdered on June 15th, 1381. Readings and psychogeographical musing as per. Led by Robin Treefellow.

STROUD RADICAL HISTORY: ALTERNATIVE HERITAGE WALK – Friday 18 May 2018

Two years ago an Alien landed in Nailsworth, unnoticed by the Stroud Valleys folk. Since its arrival after fifty years temporarily rooted on Planet Essex, this strange being has immersed itself in the Gloucestershire soil, attempting to make sense of its move here “for a change, and it ticked more boxes than anywhere else”.

See how a creature far from home has struggled with unfamiliar territory; intensively exploring its new homeland on foot, or by bicycle, guided by its ‘Ordnance Survey Explorer 168’, Gloucestershire ‘Pevsners’, and Wikipedia.

Join a naive explorer for a circular walk, as this being shares with you its Outsider Views on the Stroud Valleys heritage, as it attempts to blend-in with its new people.

Two years ago an Alien landed in Nailsworth, unnoticed by the Stroud Valleys folk. Since its arrival after fifty years temporarily rooted on Planet Essex, this strange being has immersed itself in the Gloucestershire soil, attempting to make sense of its move here “for a change, and it ticked more boxes than anywhere else”.

See how a creature far from home has struggled with unfamiliar territory; intensively exploring its new homeland on foot, or by bicycle, guided by its ‘Ordnance Survey Explorer 168’, Gloucestershire ‘Pevsners’, and Wikipedia.

Join a naive explorer for a circular walk, as this being shares with you its Outsider Views on the Stroud Valleys heritage, as it attempts to blend-in with its new people.

The seven mile route takes in the stories of Negelsleag, as well as Forest Green, Newmarket, Shortwood, Rockness, Washpool, Barton End and Avening. We will share stories from the Jurassic period, Long Barrows, stone mines, mills and cloth, Nonconformity, the arrival of the railway, the football clubs, Quakers and bacon.

There will be a couple of readings from Essex exile, Fred Slattern, a poem exorcising his Essex ghosts and embracing his Celtic fringe, and his mercifully short prose piece about a lost soul and a meeting at the Crossroads, where we might meet the ghost of Shipton, high above Nailsworth.

There will be contributions on tangential themes from other members of Radical Stroud. If YOU have any stories to share, bring them along.

Meet at 9:30 at Cossack Square, Nailsworth, opposite the Britannia, a hundred yards south from the Nailsworth bus station. (You could catch the 9:08 Number 63 ‘Forest Green’ bus from Stroud Merrywalks.)

No need to book for the walk, just turn up. Allow five hours. Bring refreshments. There will be a short stop at a pub for a drink, en route, and the option for food and drink after the walk at The Brittania.

More information from sootallures@yahoo.co.uk

Alternative Heritage Walk

STROUD RADICAL HISTORY

ALTERNATIVE HERITAGE WALK

Friday, 20th April, 2018

A circular walk from Stonehouse Station to Standish, Haresfield, Ring Hill, Randwick Woods and back to Stonehouse. Ancient Barrows, mediaeval churches, Romano-British farmsteads, a moated stronghold, a hillfort and old woodland. Throughout the walk the construction of the controversial Javelin Park incinerator will dominate the view to the west. We will explore alternative historical narratives via walking through this complex landscape.

STROUD RADICAL HISTORY

ALTERNATIVE HERITAGE WALK

Friday, April 20th – 2018

A circular walk from Stonehouse Station to Standish, Haresfield, Ring Hill, Randwick Woods and back to Stonehouse. Ancient Barrows, mediaeval churches, Romano-British farmsteads, a moated stronghold, a hillfort and old woodland. Throughout the walk the construction of the controversial Javelin Park incinerator will dominate the view to the west. We will explore alternative historical narratives via walking through this complex landscape.

Start 09.15 from Stonehouse station (catch the 09.07 train from Stroud) Approx 6 hours. Mostly footpaths through meadows and farmland and a steep climb via a country lane. No need to book. Just turn up.

Feb 23rd 2018 – Terminalia Festival of Psychogeography

The below has been sent to the Walking Artists Network. Good to see us headlining above London!

‘Here are more details about the events across the UK currently planned for Terminalia: Festival of Psychogeography 2018 held on Friday Feb 23rd 2018

http://terminaliafestival.org/#events

  • 10am, Stroud. Radical Stroud: Terminalia Festival Walk
  • 11am, Seasalter, nr Whitstable, Kent. Elspeth Penfold: Walking with The Waste Land
  • 1pm, Aberystwyth. Roger Boyle: Terminalia – An Aberystwyth Celebration Walk
  • 5.30pm, Leeds. Beating the Bounds Walk – Circular walk around our boundary of Leeds
  • 6.30pm, London, Nathania Hartley: Tapping Into The City: Group Walk – Stratford

Many thanks and I hope you have a Happy Terminalia!

Tim Waters

The below has been sent to the Walking Artists Network. Good to see us headlining above London!

‘Here are more details about the events across the UK currently planned for Terminalia: Festival of Psychogeography 2018 held on Friday Feb 23rd 2018

http://terminaliafestival.org/#events

  •  10am, Stroud. Radical Stroud: Terminalia Festival Walk
  •  11am, Seasalter, nr Whitstable, Kent. Elspeth Penfold: Walking with The Waste Land
  •  1pm, Aberystwyth. Roger Boyle: Terminalia – An Aberystwyth Celebration Walk
  •  5.30pm, Leeds. Beating the Bounds Walk – Circular walk around our boundary of Leeds
  •  6.30pm, London, Nathania Hartley: Tapping Into The City: Group Walk – Stratford

Many thanks and I hope you have a Happy Terminalia!

Tim Waters

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10am, Stroud. Radical Stroud: Terminalia Festival Walk

The folks at Radical Stroud have a walk planned for Stroud involving three very different interactions with boundaries and landmarks: spatial, temporal and linguistic.

1. Meet at the Upper Lockkeeper’s Café at 10am when Jon Seagrave will explain how the shadowy operatives of Stroud & District Psychogeography and Deep Topography Commission are attempting a ‘subjective remapping’ of the town, asking for YOUR assistance in locating the unseen energies that shape and guide our everyday actions here in the bosom of the Five Valleys. Where did YOU have your first kiss? Where do YOU go when you want tranquillity, or fancy a fist-fight? Help identify Aggression Hotpots, Enlightenment Nodes and Knee-Trembler Clusters! Ritual Pilgrimages and Fertility Dances may result!

2. Robin Treefellow will take us on a guided walk to Woodchester Roman Villa where we will slip through all manner of wormholes of Time.

3. We will then walk up Water Lane to the long barrow at Selsley where Stuart Butler will take us on a brief history of swearing: the boundaries between the sacred and the profane; the elemental and excremental; the physical and the psychical; by Janus and …
Robin Treefellow will also talk of the two names of this barrow: The Toots and the Blacklow – it was the site of the old Saxon hundred moot called Blacklow Hundred. Folk still like to gather there!
We will finish with a toast to Faunus.
Please bring food and drink to share….And so to home.

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11am, Seasalter, nr Whitstable. Walking with The Waste Land

On Friday the 23rd of February, members from the walking group Walking with The Waste Land and their friends will be conducting a walk from the Sportsman Car Park in Seasalter, near Whitstable, in Kent. We will meet at 11a.m. in order to catch the low tide at 11.47.

On this walk we will walk to “Mick’s post” from here we will experiment with some low tide mud walking, using knots in ropes to record the experience.
We will then return to Mick’s post where where we will tie the knotted ropes to Mick’s post in a symbolic ritual of the celebration of Terminus.

Mick’s post is a white post in Seasalter which has been erected near the sea wall to indicate the boundary for the digging of bait in the estuary.
Images from these walks will be posted on Twitter @womenwhowalknet @elspethpenfold, using the #Terminalia hashtag. To find out more about Elspeth’s walking as research please visit her website blog: http://www.elspeth-billie-penfold.com

If you would like to attend this walk please contact Elspeth: elspethpenfold@yahoo.co.uk

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1pm, Aberystwyth. Terminalia – An Aberystwyth Celebration Walk

There will be a celebration of Terminalia in Aberystwyth. Terminalia was celebrated in Aberystwyth in 2017 http://www.rogerdboyle.eu/Terminalia/terminalia17.html by a select group, and will be again in 2018. The town map is very clear to this day, and various historical sources confirm the course as:
Castle Point, South to Tan Y Cae, Along to Heol Y Bont, Dan Dre, Chalybeate Street, Baker Street, Alfred Place, Crynfryn Row, Marine Terrace, King Street, Y Ro Fawr, Castle Point
While the walls are no longer visible, their route is easy to trace. There were gates at Heol Y Bont, Great Darkgate Street, Eastgate and Pier Street, which will be noted as part of the tour. http://www.rogerdboyle.eu/Terminalia/Aberystwyth_2_w.jpg

Meet at 1pm, Castle Point (at the sea wall). The tour takes less than 30 minutes. This year we will travel clockwise, in opposition to last year. More details about the walk.
Some words of wisdom are available, http://www.rogerdboyle.eu/Terminalia/walls.pdf that enthusiasts might read in advance. Organised by Roger Boyle.

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5.30pm, Leeds. Beating the Bounds Walk – Circular walk around our boundary of Leeds

5.30pm Route planning, dowsing and map browsing for a strict 6pm departure from the bar at Wharf Chambers Co-op Club . 2 hrs (easy). Bring treats to share, flowers to leave and alcoholic or soft drinks to keep you warm! With events, interventions, and special performances from local artists. Led by Tim Waters

A slightly different format to past years, we will find, in addition to the medieval stones, our own boundary markers of the city. Using crystal dowsing techniques over maps in the bar beforehand participants will plot out a route to follow within the city centre. Walkers will then head out to explore the divined places and examine whats there and uncover boundary indicators. Once done (or after a set amount of time), examining our new boundary markers and the map, we will head inwards to find the centre. At each newly found marker, we shall celebrate the boundary with snacks, drinks and flowers, do please bring some to share!

We’re happy to report that 2018 finds all the medieval boundary markers of Leeds, the bars, marked with blue plaques and/or uncovered. Our actions over the years has been successful! This year we will seek in addition to explore the city by finding new boundary places. The medieval boundary stones marked out the limits of the medieval city, and the entrances and toll booths for animals and trade. Terminus is also the god of non physical boundaries such as time and seasons and relationships. How has the city changed from ancient times – can we ask our unconcious minds where these new marks would or should be?
Beating the Bounds: Additional Interventions and Performances

Simon Bradley http://hud.academia.edu/SimonBradley will perform a guided tour of his “Pocket Museum of Displacements” at a location along the walk.

Anzir Boodoo https://twitter.com/anzrboo will perform a traditional Roman blessing at a suitable spot along the walk – possibly including an invocation to a Roman river god.

Meet 5.30pm at Wharf Chambers bar http://www.wharfchambers.org/ to be part of the essential dowsing, divination and route planning activity. We will leave the bar at 6pm sharp.
Event is free, just turn up. Tickets would be nice, they are not required but help us plan numbers. Tickets via Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/events/397708697352784

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6.30pm, London, Tapping Into The City: Group Walk – Stratford

Tapping Into The City looks at our movements through private-public space in the city, the impact of urban surroundings on us and our relations with each other.
Come and join in this live art piece – a group walk around Stratford – one of London’s most overtly regenerated areas and centres of privatised-public space (Westfield Stratford City, Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park and East Village are all within walking distance).

Friday 23rd February, 6.30pm. Meeting point – at the bottom of the Meridian Steps (the stairs leading up to Westfield, next to the bus and underground station and opposite Stratford Centre).
Nathania will explain the piece and then we’ll walk together for an hour or so, simply moving as one through the city space, listening to its sound and the sound of our feet. Afterwards we can retreat to a warm pub nearby. Ideally we’ll wear shoes with pennies stuck to the soles.

All welcome! Free, but please book on Eventbrite to secure your space – https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/terminalia-festival-tapping-into-the-city-group-walk-stratford-tickets-42866867956

Further info and updates on event page https://www.facebook.com/events/1700941356611797/
Tapping Into The City Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/tappedcity. Also view the project video on Vimeo: https://vimeo.com/186335190
Contact info, project and other works – nathaniah@gmail.com / www.nathaniahartley.com

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Other Participations

Direction South West: Ursula Troche will be celebrating Terminalia, moving from London space into Torquay space, presenting her work at The Art of You Exhibition at the Artizan Gallery in Torquay, you can read more about her work for the show on Ursula’s blog: https://colourcirclesite.wordpress.com/2018/02/09/its-in-the-south-west/

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Call for events is still open so if you wish to run an event or participation for the day, let me know

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Terminalia is a one day festival of walking, space, place and psychogeography. Terminalia is the festival of Terminus, Roman god of boundaries and landmarks so if there was ever a god and festival for psychogeography this would be it! Events have been run on this day since 2011, and is programmed by you and website hosted by Tim Waters.

Read more: http://terminaliafestival.org/

Swearing Through Time

I have to confess that I’m not loath
To swear the occasional oath,
To utter an imprecation,
Or a shocking execration;
Swearing comes naturally to me,
A semantic field of obscenity,
A lexicon of profanity:
A logorrhea of filth,
A diarrhea of diction;

But let us stop for a moment and ponder
On these two words:
Obscenity and profanity;
Obscenity and profanity –
The different sides to swearing:
Swearing the truth, an oath –
For Christians, not taking the Lord’s name in vain,
Not profaning His name,

And then, the other side of the debased coin:
Obscenity – downright vulgar, bad language,
For just as cleanliness is next to Godliness,
So filth and obscenity are cheek by jowl with the Devil,
And these two tropes, the profane and the obscene,
Dance a pas de deux , a dialectic of truth and falsehood,
In a Song of Innocence and Experience,
And Paradise Lost and Paradise Regained,
Where Heaven and Hell are conjoined
In a history of swearing and cursing:
The marriage of the elemental and the excremental,
The celestial and the scatological,
A state of beatitude, a harmony of opposites,
OMG, FFS,
God Damn It,
In short:
Holy Sh*t.

But none of these expressions are to be taken literally,
Of course; the agreed meanings are not shared
In a dictionary denotative way,
Instead, associatively, connotatively,
Figuratively,
I hope you agree, you bunch of w*nkers,

Sorry, I mean walkers.

But what of swearing on the Holy Bible,
Taking an oath,
The boundary between God and Lucifer:
By God’s Bones,
Jesus Christ,
Go to Hell,
Malediction, blasphemy,
Truth and Falsehood,
Lies:
The Devil’s Work,
The Devil Take it,
Do not bear false witness,
Are you telling the truth?
Would you swear on the Bible?

The New Testament can be ambiguous
About this whole matter of swearing,
Of swearing a holy oath –
Here’s the Gospel according to Matthew:
‘But I say to you,
Do not swear at all,
either by heaven, for it is the throne of God,
or by earth, for it is his footstool …
anything more than that comes from the evil one.’
Which is why, in Medieval times,
Obscenity was acceptable,
But not ‘Zounds’, ‘God’s wounds’,
‘By the blood of Christ’,
‘By God’s arms’,
‘By God’s nails’, and so on,
Profaning the sacred could harm God Himself,
It was believed,
In a reversal of the Eucharist and sacrament,
Which is partly why the Lollards – associates
Of John Ball and the Peasants’ Revolt,
Found swearing on the Bible problematic,
And, later, the Quakers, too, rejected all pledging of oaths.

But with the decline of feudalism,
The rise of capitalism,
The consequent increase in legal contracts,
Litigation and oath taking,
The increasing secularization of society,
So obscenity replaced profanity
As the devil’s work,
With euphemism and bowdlerization,
To cap it all in the nineteenth century,
Until the demotic tongue of twentieth century war:
In the First World War,
‘F***ing’ was used so often, that it lost all
Associative or literal meanings,
And merely meant that ‘a noun is coming’,
As in ‘Get your f***ing rifles’,
A real emergency would entail
A succinct and expletive deleted,
‘Get your rifles’,
And a good job, too –
Imagine Wilfred Owen and Dulce et Decorum Est
With the line,
‘F***Ing gas! F***ing gas! A f***ing ecstasy of fumbling.’
Iambic pentameter goes right out the window,
Although there is a new and emphatic repetition,
I suppose …

And so to the Second World War,
And the end of our story,
This is a history,
Not a modern commentary,
So we will not be addressing social media,
Hate speech,
Or the reported first use of the f-word on the BBC:
The mythology surrounding Ken Tynan in November 1965:
‘I doubt if there are many rational people in this world to whom the word “f***” is particularly diabolical or revolting or forbidden’ –
In passing, note how he used the adjective ‘diabolical’,
He knew what he was talking about,
But no, we end with

‘F*** ‘em all!
F*** ‘em all!
The long and the short and the tall;
Fuck all the sergeants and W.O.I’s,
Fuck all the corporals and their bastard sons;
For we’re saying goodbye to them all,
As up the C.CO.’s they crawl,
You’ll get no promotion this side of the ocean,
So cheer up my lads, f*** ‘em all!”

And so we end with the voice of the working class male,
And of George Formby and Vera Lynn,
Voices that helped bring socialism in 1945,
But today, the lesson is over,
No more History today,
No more psycho-geography on the timetable,
The bell is ringing for us to go home.
Thank Christ for that,
I hear you say.

Inspired by HOLY SH*T
A BRIEF HISTORY OF SWEARING
Melissa Mohr
OUP

Counter-Heritage Weekend Programme

STROUD COUNTER-HERITAGE WEEKEND FEBRUARY 3rd-4th

The Centre for Science and Art,
Lansdowne,
Stroud

SATURDAY
10am Doors open

The following events are timetabled, but there are events running throughout the day. Scroll down until you see the heading

EVENTS RUNNING THROUGHOUT THE DAY

10.30: The People History Forgot to Remember: tour of Stroud cemetery with Angela Findlay, artist & cemetery resident
Using poetry, diary extracts and performance to explore attitudes to death from the 1850s onwards, the hidden symbols used in gravestones, the fate of those deemed ‘paupers’ & workhouse life.

Meeting point: Lower Cemetery Lodge, 114 Bisley Road, GL5 1HG, just inside the gates of the cemetery
Tickets available at location – some parts of the walk are not wheelchair accessible, but many parts are.

STROUD COUNTER-HERITAGE WEEKEND FEBRUARY 3rd-4th

The Centre for Science and Art,
Lansdowne,
Stroud

SATURDAY
10am Doors open

The following events are timetabled, but there are events running throughout the day. Scroll down until you see the heading

EVENTS RUNNING THROUGHOUT THE DAY

10.30: The People History Forgot to Remember: tour of Stroud cemetery with Angela Findlay, artist & cemetery resident
Using poetry, diary extracts and performance to explore attitudes to death from the 1850s onwards, the hidden symbols used in gravestones, the fate of those deemed ‘paupers’ & workhouse life.

Meeting point: Lower Cemetery Lodge, 114 Bisley Road, GL5 1HG, just inside the gates of the cemetery
Tickets available at location – some parts of the walk are not wheelchair accessible, but many parts are.

10.30 The Soldier & the Snaggles: Children’s story time with John Bassett
A lively interactive story-telling session from Spaniel in the Works featuring one of Stroud’s best-loved landmarks.

The Snaggles are coming!! But what is a Snaggle?  How can they beaten? Only the soldier knows how but can he stop them in time?

This lively 30 minute interactive storytelling session for under 7’s explores the five senses using lots of participation including music and dance.    Suitable for everyone, perfect for under 7s.

Location: Centre for Science & Art, Lansdown – Blue Room

11.30 Be a part of the new film Days of Hope: Call for extras

A NEW film telling how a 5000 strong mob descended on Selsley Hill for a mass Chartist rally in 1839 has been awarded funding (with thanks to Stroud Festival)

  • 11.30 Signing the Chartist petition as part of the film
  • 1.30 – 3.30 for the centre filming of petition paragraphs – “Be a part of Days of Hope – the Chartists in Stroud”
  • ALSO SCROLL DOWN TO SEE A CHARTIST WALK FOR THE FILM ON SUNDAY – MEET AT THE CAFÉ ON THE CANAL AT WALLBRIDGE 10a.m.

11.30am Wild Boar Gin Lounge totally preposterous family quiz about Stroud
Do you know your adjustable spanner from your elbow?  Can you name every single one of the 5 valleys? In Spanish? The WBGL ladies will lead you a merry dance with music, history and general knowledge. As well as questions that only children will be able to answer.

Some light-hearted family fun, which promises to be based almost entirely on actual facts. Probably. And wonderful prizes too!

Location: Centre for Science & Art, Lansdowne – Blue Room

12.30 Children’s story time with Tracy Spiers: The tale of Uley Blue
Talented author and illustrator will be reading the wonderful tale of Uley Blue – a little hare with a big imagination who turns a visit to Museum in  the Park into a magical adventure.

Tracy will enchant a family audience with tales of tea with ammonites, riding mammoths across Cainscross roundabout, paintings coming to life, and dancing statues.

Location: Centre for Science & Art, Lansdowne – Blue Room

12.45 Conscientious Objectors WW1 Walk with Jon Seagrave
A short walking tour linking war memorials in town with a presentation about the forgotten history of the area’s conscientious objectors.

Questions to consider: How should this forgotten history remembered? Have you got stories to share?

Accessibility: There are steps up into the church from Lansdowne, but wheelchair users can reach the church via the High Street and the Shambles.

Meet at Centre for Science & Art, Lansdowne

12.45pm – 2.15pm (in Woodchester) Roman Villa walk – Robin Treefellow

A walk to the site of the Orpheus Mosaic & Woodchester Villa along the cycle track (no arduous slopes, a possibility of mud) where Robin will explain what life would have been like in the valleys when it was inhabited with wealthy Roman families.

There were temples to Roman gods perched on top of local hills, and up to a down other villas, which are buried beneath our feet.

Robin will point out areas of historical interest, answer the questions you’ve always wanted answered (What did the Romans ever do for Stroud?) plus there’ll be snacks passed around that would have been typically eaten by wealthy families at the time.

2pm Alice Jolly reads from her new book
Centre for Science & Art, Lansdowne

3pm – 4.30pm The Dangerous Woman of Stroud walk & talk 

Discover the women that helped shape our town, and our political landscape. This gentle stroll around the town centre will touch on some of the key figures, and locations, from the suffrage movement.

Our very own ‘Dangerous Woman’ Margaret Hill will take centre stage!

And of course, your guides Chas Townley and Jacqui Stearn will be on hand to recount key moments in history, answer your questions and encourage you to look at the familiar streets and buildings in a whole new way.

Stroud Alternative Histories – After Dark (Not recommended for children under 14 – parental discretion advised.)

7pm – 1am – Jonny Fluffypunk MC’s our after dark activities – Not recommended for children under 14 – parental discretion advised.

7.45 Uta Baldauf – counter heritage poetry performance 

8.30 Little Metropolis Adam Horovitz and Joe Reeve

9.45 Muddy Summers & the DFWs

11 – 1 Ben Vacara & Mr Mulatto of Situation Sounds 

EVENTS RUNNING THROUGHOUT THE DAY

Deborah Roberts & Stuart Butler – A People’s Museum – Blue Room – How to make your own museum – Collect fun counter-heritage tasks for the streets of Stroud

Jonny Fluffy Punk – An alternative memory map 

Wild Boar Gin Lounge Presents: Alternative Family Fun

    • Colouring and family quizzes throughout the day
    • Dress up as a suffragette and have your photo taken (male or female)
    • Family friendly treasure hunt and selfie tour of Stroud
    • Games of “consequences” about Stroud
    • Films of raves, protest etc of Stroud
    • Prizes for all the above will be a lucky dip.

Blue Room (1st floor) Centre for Science & Art, Lansdowne

Tickets available from the Centre for Science & Art, Lansdowne

Sunday 4th February 

A two to three hour performative Chartist walk to Selsley Common, meeting at the Lock-keeper’s Café at Wallbridge at 10 o’clock. The walk will be filmed for the Days of Hope Chartist film.